Sorry we've been MIA for the past two weeks.
We had some RL bullshit to sift through but now we are back and ready to climb back onto that sparkle peen. Yes you have heard correctly, we are ready to make funnies for you!
I just want to say thank you for all of the concerned DM's and Twitter message's and emails we received from all of you. It really means a lot to us that you have got our backs no matter what. I think I speak for T-Nabs and myself when I say, "YOU BITCHES RULE!!!!" I don't even think our family was quite as supportive as all of you have been.
We have some fun stuff up our sleeves for you but today I have just a little somethin' somethin'.
So I spend a shit ton of time on my computer...or my phone...ok, let me rephrase; I spend a shit ton of time on the INTERNET.
My husband calls my phone a tumor...I am never without it. Even the other day I get a gmail Chat from Latchkey Wife that said: Are you ever NOT on ghcat? No LKW...I am ALWAYS online...ready and available for ANYTHING. I even Twitter in my sleep...ok, not really but if I could I would.
As a result of too much time spent online, I have developed a little time killing habit of google image searching completely random shit.
Search Word: Chapstick Condom
How many pages in: 46
Photo of woman holding apple in Twilight cover pose.
Search Word: Elvis Blubber
How many pages in: 22
Picture of a man singing to a GIANT constipated Edward head.
Search Word: Ham Spunk
How many pages in: 2...does anyone else find it funny that "ham spunk" was only 2 pages in?
A fanfiction banner.
Search Word: Fish Twat
How many pages in: 37
Robert Pattinson interview screen shot.
Of course, not all of my searches got results.
Here are a few of my rejects:
Paper Towel Slut
Arrest that Donkey
Mr. Duck Lumps
*All of which I think would make fabulous random t-shirts.
So, if you are bored and want to do some searches of your own I would LOVE to hear what you come up with. Remember to get rid of your cookies and temporary Internet files...cheating is forbidden.
I love you all!
Stay tuned for our first PODCAST!!!! OMFG!!! SQUEE!!!!
S to the GP