Saturday, September 26, 2009
How many Twilight Characters does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many Twilight Characters Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?
Alice, already having seen the light bulb’s impending burnout will get on the internet and immediately begin perusing for the best light bulb available for overnight shipment.
Carlisle will struggle with the idea that it might be his fault that the light bulb is burning out and whether or not he should have put the light bulb there in the first place.
Emmett will wonder why the hell everyone is so worked up about a light bulb and consider smashing it just so everyone will stop talking about it.
Rosalie will comment snarkily about the current light bulbs performance and how she should be allowed to choose the new brand of light bulb based on wattage and longevity.
Edward will broodily argue that it is just a light bulb and everyone should just respect its decision to burnout and leave it at that – then he will disappear into the other room and write the light bulb a lullaby.
Bella will whine about whether or not the light bulb ever really loved her as much as she loved it.
Jasper will stare at the light bulb sending it calming emotions so that it won’t be afraid while it burns out.
Jacob will befriend the old light bulb and comfort it while it is being abandoned by its family – secretly he hopes that he will be able to take it home and use it as his own.
Esme will shake her head at all of her crazy family members and replace the light bulb with a new one she already had in the closet.
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lool awesome! This cracked me up! I like Edward playing a lightbulb lullaby and Jacob wanting to have the lightbulb on it´s own!
*giggles*
I'm surprised Bella didn't try to change the lightbulb, cut herself and cause a frenzy.........
Hey Misti...funny you should mention that...just wait for the HUMAN version of "How Many Twilight Characters does it take to change a lightbulb...."
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Oh, sounds like it could be dirty. I LOVE IT!
Hey ladies - you crack us up! Too funny (sorry - it's late on Sunday and I can't think of anything witty to say - just the truth!).
Added you to our blogroll - keep up the great work!
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@STY- You know it makes my heart go all fuzzy when you talk to me like that...
THANK YOU SO MUCH!
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OMG! You girls crack me up! I am still wiping away tears! "Edward write the light bulb a lullaby" ...LOL LOL!!!!
We have added you to our blog roll!
oops, meant to say Edward WOULD write the bulb a lullaby...see, it is hard to type through tears! LOL!
@Snarcastic M...love the name btw.
Thanks much! Don't worry I can't type either...I swear my fingers choose the letters sometimes not my brain.
We REALLY appreciate you adding us. That means so so so much.